Christmas Calories Don't Count Waffle Weave Tea Towel

Now honey, this cheerful little towel is speakin’ the gospel truth—’cause we all know once December rolls in, those extra treats just magically stop countin’. The design is woven right into the fabric itself, not a lick of vinyl or stickers, so it’s as sturdy and long-lasting as Grandma’s cast iron skillet.

Measuring a handy 16" x 24", it’s the perfect touch of festive charm for any kitchen or bathroom. That waffle-pocket pattern sops up water faster than biscuits disappear at Sunday brunch, all while keepin’ the outside nice and dry. It’s truly a marvel when it comes to cleanin’ and dryin’.

Just give it a wash in cold water, tumble dry low, and sugar—bless its heart—don’t you go bleachin’ it.